Friday Humor – Part 1

Subject: Virus Warning You Should Know About 
I don't normally forward virus warnings, because
most are just a hoax, but this one looks serious.If
you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes," delete it
IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is
pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive,
but it will also delete anything on disks within 20
feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on
ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM
access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and
uses subspace field harmonics  to scratch any CD's you
attempt to play. It will program your phone auto
dial to call only 1-900 numbers. This virus will
mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE
SHOWERING.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table
when you are expecting company. It will replace your
shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. 

You'll catch Dutch Elm Disease.

If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98
environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and
leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to
a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden
tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also
refill your skim milk with whole milk. 

  ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20
seconds, you'll sneeze so hard that your right leg
will spasm and shoot straight out in front
of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person
nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone.

If you are a blonde, this is a joke.