Not long ago Secretary of State John Kerry told us that Air conditioning was a bigger threat to the world than ISIS.
I’m guessing Idiot Kerry failed to confer with Idiot Gore before making this claim.
You see, Idiot Gore’s “invention” (the Internet) requires computers and servers (wiping cloth sold separately) that cannot function unless they are kept cool. The only way to do that is with devices called Air conditioners. Without air conditioners, we’d all be denied our right to internet access. That’s a right now, isn’t it?
Maybe they plan to sell indulgences.
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View all postsSteve is a long-time New Hampshire resident, an award-winning blogger, and a member of the Board of Directors of The 603 Alliance and the National Heritage Center for Constitutional Studies. He is the owner of Grok Media LLC and the Managing Editor, Executive Editor, assistant editor, Editor, content curator, and more (yes, there's more) at GraniteGrok.com. Steve is also a former board member of the Republican Liberty Caucus of New Hampshire, the Republican Volunteer Coalition, and has worked for or with many state and local campaigns and grassroots groups, and is a past contributor to the Franklin Center for Public Policy.