Ariana licks donuts and hates American and apologizes, sort of or something, but some folks aren’t buying it.
No one is fooled by your pretend intentions. We know you weren’t thinking of the childhood obesity epidemic when you decided to lick a donut and not pay for it. Let’s be honest, you definitely weren’t thinking of the children when you tongued your boyfriend in public, either.
Whatever.
Hey, did she apologize for taking “not exactly role model material” naked pictures of herself that someone could steal and spread all over the internet?
Are those pictures establishing unrealistic body-image expectations for her fan base? Are young girls starving themselves into doctors offices to emulate the Grande? (Could they use a donut?)
No, I really don’t care about Ariana Grande, but I needed some filler. Or is that filling…for my doh-nut.
