Democrats create problems that they then insist can only be solved by the government. Always more and bigger, never less, or fewer. The Wu that Flu over the Han is a fine example, but that takes a back seat to a much older and experienced bit of left-wing fearmongering. The climate.
Making you fear the weather has been the go-to global scam for decades—a way to get us all under one tent. But no one cares. Even now, decades later, most Americans put “climate change” way down on the list of concerns. Not so for college-aged idiots.
In a story in the Washington Post, “eco-anxiety,” also known as “climate distress” or “climate stress,” is an actual thing. Sarah Stoeckl, who is, incidentally, the director of the Sustainability Office at the University of Oregon, believes that in order to enable young people to fight climate change, they also need to be provided with emotional support. She wants more of the school’s resources to address the problem, including access to counselors.
It’s a made-up problem. If you stopped talking about it, it would go away. But you can’t, so the solution is to grow the campus carbon footprint to address the distress you created by lying to the kiddies about the weather.
Experts agree that next summer will be the hottest time of the year (every year), and don’t let winter confuse you, especially if you have no heat. It might feel cold, but that is caused by warming, and that is why they changed their obsession with warming into ‘climate change.’
Who dare to suggest the climate doesn’t change?
Not me. I look at the morning weather report, and more often than not, it changes before the day is done. But that’s no reason not to use that to advance socialism. A problem and solution imagined by the same people who believe they need crying rooms and couches to console individuals for whom they as a faction are responsible.
Here, have some bandaids for all those cuts I gave you.
Oh, thank you, you are so caring.
I know.
Trillions for the “cuts” and trillions more for the bandaids, wait – we need climate grief counselors to address eco-anxiety.
I have an easier, faster solution that will save a large sum of money that can then be redireced to something useful like left in the hands of those who earned it.
Just shut up about it already.
Problem solved.
The earth has been a lot warmer. Civilizations expand and prosper when the earth warms but not on your watch. And just in time for the grand solar minimum. Thirty to fifty years of cooling, for which you may also need counseling.
Why is it cooler? There can be no cooling without warming, grasshopper. That’ll be $250.00, please. Medicare, Medicaid, ObamaCare, American Express, Visa, check, or electronic transfer?
Which one has the smallest carbon footprint?
Sorry, what?
