Would Democrat Jeff Woodburn Consider Abortion Rights for Bears? - Granite Grok

Would Democrat Jeff Woodburn Consider Abortion Rights for Bears?

Hopkinton bearsDemocrat Jeff Woodburn is upset about Governor Sununu’s plea to save the family of bears in Hopkinton. Conservation officers had planned to shoot them, but now they’ll trap them and relocate them. Woodburn is miffed.

I can imagine what’s going through his tiny liberal head right now. If bears had abortion rights that mother bear would never have been (to borrow a phrase from Berry Soetoro) punished with bear cubs. This is our fault (thanks no doubt to Global Warming), so Planned Parenthood’s New fish and Game division (still no mammograms or ultrasounds) will need taxpayer-funded millions (and maybe some slightly used pussy hats) to address this previously unknown right.

So, Woodburn still wants to kill them, just as long as it’s safe, secret, and silent.

 

By the way, there is a Boston Area girls youth soccer team named the Hopkinton bears. Woodburn doesn’t want to kill them, but he does believe they should, one day, be able to kill their unborn children.

Party of death and all that.

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