Words of Wisdom for the GOP – from Uncle Ted!

by Skip

“Working hard, playing hard America is literally recoiling in shock and dismay on an hourly basis,” Nugent said. “Where is the GOP?”

Any person reading the ‘Grok for any amount of time know that we like Ted Nugent.  Why?  Rather simple, really – a true blue Patriot and Conservative , he knows what he believes, says it simply and FORCEFULLY, refuses to back down from those beliefs, and doesn’t put up with any crap from the Politically Correct Progressives (or mincing Old Guard Republicans either).  Stand UP, go BIG, and never go home with your tail between your legs (aka, Sarah Palin’s “Reload!”).

But, far it be for me to speak for The Nuge – here’s his advice to the Grand Old Party that can’t seem to get out of its own way (emphasis mine):

Nugent said Republicans are too focused on being polite and looking pretty than on winning the fight.

“They got to quit adjusting their ties and be more forceful,” Nugent said. “Did you see me fix Piers Morgan? That should be shown at every Republican gathering and say ‘this is how you do that.’ You don’t back off, you don’t acquiesce, you don’t stop your statement to allow him to attack you further. You escalate.”

Nugent said Republicans don’t seem to have that street fighter mentality necessary to win.

It’s almost like Mr. Rogers with Lawrence Welk music,” he said. “That can’t win anything. The other side is ruthless. They’re just ruthless. They’ll do whatever they have to do. Improvise, adapt and overcome would serve us better.”

He continued, “If we improvise, adapt, and overcome, at least the Republicans and conservative – we could remain honest and sincere and everything we stand for we could support we stand for with historical and current facts and logic, but we’re too polite. Maybe that’s why I’m allergic to ties. I see too many Republicans worried about grooming instead of winning.”

Let’s shorten this, shall we?  Three words:

Man up, GOP!

(H/T: Big Hollywood)

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    So I guess you’re a fan of pedophilia, draft-dodging and violating fish and wildlife laws, huh Skip?

    • Chris P. Bacon

      You…you bad man. I am sure he has asked for forgiveness and is right with the Lord. Just like Ray Lewis.

      Additionally, I am sure that he had plans to attend Oakland Community College long before the draft.

      As far as the pedophilia, it wouldn’t have even been a big deal in most countries of a religion i probably will get in twouble for sayin’ here, or even another religion more popular herabouts.

      cpb- just sayin’.

    • Chris P. Bacon

      actually i must give Ted a break. Pedophilia is an attraction to prepubecents. Only Courtney Love said that ever happened with Ted when she was 12, and who’s going to believe her. Other then that, what Ted has openly admitted to is ephelophibia, which is considered girls between 14 and 17. Sorry Ted. No one should be bustin on someone who will either be dead or in jail by November.

      • C. dog e. doG

        Seems like Ted ain’t the only one who finds such attractive. Just ask most any teen ‘ute with testosterone coursing through their hormone-addled brains.
        – C. dog correcting the record of man’s demise

    • C. dog e. doG

      Oh no, not the lofty Fish and Game Laws! Oh my. Poor lil Danny won’t stand a chance of bangin’ a bambi from his bait site.
      – C. dog

      • IWKAGGP

        You Sir don’t know much about me do you. I’ve never hunted over bait. I never will hunt over bait. I don’t need to hunt over bait. I’m in favor of the new bill in the legislature to ban the baiting and feeding of deer. VT passed this years ago – it’s about time for NH to get with the program.

        But while we’re on the subject of Ted – will someone please confirm or deny that Ted was at SOTU? Post a link to a pic or vid . . . gimme something to go on! It should be pretty easy to figure out but confirmation remains as elusive as an ID of the charred remains in that burned out cabin in the mountains east of LA.

        • C. dog e. doG

          You, Sir, are a lofty and principled hunter in how you dispatch bambi’s mommy. Me, meh, not so much; dead is dead. I’ve been known to bait many a hook, even chum now and then; seems to draw them in by the boatload. I guess I gots loose morals.
          – C. dog not making distinctions without a difference

          • IWKAGGP

            You guys talk a good game when it comes to responsibility. But I’m the one who really takes responsibility for the meat I eat – not you dawg.

          • C. dog e. doG

            Not twue, not twue. I pick up roadkill every opportunity that roles my way. Sometimes, when I spot them on a downhill, all I do is role near the critter, open the door, grab and throw on the floor, then keep rolling down the hill with almost no energy exerted. Totally Green, and manly. Also, I keep findin’ all these snow bunnies caught in my snares – seems to work for me.
            – C. dog Curific

          • IWKAGGP

            There you go with the “manly” thing again. You know what they say about guys who CONTINUALLY HAVE TO KEEP TELLING EVERYONE HOW MANLY THEY ARE . . . they’re usually NOT! And what’s with “all I do is ROLE near the critter” . . . looks like you weren’t paying attention in English class.

          • C. dog e. doG

            Actually, I was hardly paying attention to you, but now that I know how manly you are strutting about in front of your class blowing away on your magical flute to lead the ‘utes on a merry romp through the hallowed halls of government education excellence, why, I better watch out when you bare your brutish arms. A fella could get hurt by an errant sour note.
            – C. dog only here’s a dog whistle when the Flautist flaunts his talent

          • granitegrok

            “when you bare your brutish arms”

            Hmm, C. dog? Whose are more manly – Teach Manly or Moochella.

            After all, much was made in the beginning of Obama’s reign (with the NEA & AFT being Primary Courtiers) of her bare “guns”…

          • C. dog e. doG

            Excellent point. My money is on the petite frame of Moochella. After all, she does more than play on the flute all day, she bangs on de drums for better government skool food!
            – C. dog

        • granitegrok

          Great teach you are – never mastered teh Google, eh?

          • IWKAGGP

            Well, since nobody would give me an answer . . . I googled it. His new tour is called “Black Power?” Ted Nugent knows as much about Motown funk as I do about what a free-state project get-together is like.

  • Scott Morales

    Also for Wango Tango and WDSP..can’t forget that.

  • ClintEastwood

    Go for it Ted. GOP is in name only, now they are neo-con. Both parties are bringing us down the rabbit hole. They have to put a front on so folks think[or lack of common sense] they still have a vote or someone to vote for. Its called the silence of congress or the color of law, but when its done or allowed to be done, its still communist[Both parties united doing the bidding of the un].


    JESUS CHRIST! MORE CENSORSHIP OF ME???? If Teddy the Nuge is such a big man then why do you have to protect him from the comments of little old me? Apparently you guys only pay lip service to the truth – when someone posts it on your little bliggidy-blog you delete it faster than you can say Ted Nugent is a pedophile, chicken-hawk, poacher!

    • C. dog e. doG

      Now Dannyboy, remember rule #2: kid friendly. Or are you still having problems with rule #1: adult themed?
      – C. dog dropping crumbs for the mighty Flautist from Hillsburro to follow under a non-fish-n-game compliant deadfall


      OK, so now you’re not only censoring my posts . . . but you’re hacking my posts and adding words of your own?

      • granitegrok

        No hacking needed – if it is on MY blog, I can do as I wish.

        Sputter on….

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