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Bananas: White Tax Proposal

June 25, 2026 Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

With Vermont’s annual budget shrinking like CNN’s viewership, the native population is fleeing the state for more affordable regions like the Carolinas or Sudan. The subsequent drop in tax revenue has many in Montpelier racing to figure out how to shore up the shortfall. The avant-garde senator from Windsor County, Becca White (Windsor D-3), who came out as the … Read more

State Senator Melts Down After Learning She Can Only Vote Herself a 42% Pay Raise.

January 31, 2024 Rob Roper

Voter anger over the VT Democrats 2023 bill to double their own pay and give themselves a generous benefits package on top has led to some backpedaling here in 2024. The latest version of the new pay raise bill would only give lawmakers a 42% pay raise (about $6000).

Bananas: VT Sex-Work Legislators Put Money Where Mouths Are

November 16, 2023 Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

A recent decision by Planned Parenthood New England to shut down four of its Vermont clinics has many lawmakers in Montpelier ready to hop into the sack to save them.

Bananas: Vermont Tells America “Don’t Kill Yourself, Let Us Do It For You”

July 16, 2024June 20, 2023 Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

The proverbial axiom “the only certainties in life are death and taxes” is no truer than in Vermont. Having become only the second state to pass a “right to death” bill since leftist penal colony Oregon did it back in 1994, Vermont is quickly becoming an end-of-life getaway for those wishing to fall into the … Read more

Vermont Sen. Slammed on Twitter After CNN Interview

March 22, 2023 Aaron Warner

Yesterday CNN’s Jake Tapper did a segment on the Mid Vermont Christian School girls basketball team choosing to forfeit rather than put their girls on the court against a team w’ith a 6’3” boy. CNN brought a female reporter Brynn Gingras to get the story. Mid Vermont declined to be interviewed almost certainly to avoid … Read more