What if My Bag of Limited-Time "All-Female" M&M Candies Identifies as Male? - Granite Grok

What if My Bag of Limited-Time “All-Female” M&M Candies Identifies as Male?

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M&M Mars is addicted to milking mental illness to sell candies. It’s okay. Your Government is using fear to poison you. Maybe they could work together? Find a stable way to put mRNA toxins into #woke pieces of candy-covered chocolate. Or how about puberty blocker M&Ms? While we wait?

Related: M&M Mars Introduces Inclusive Purple ‘Character’ And I have Questions …

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M&M’s creator Mars will release “all-female” M&M’s candy packages for a limited time to honor women who are “flipping the status quo.”

The company announced the feminist-forward candy wrappers Thursday, saying it will exclusively display M&M’s female characters: the green, brown and most recently introduced purple M&M.

In addition to featuring the three female M&M’s on the wrappers, each package in this limited run will only include the corresponding green, brown and purple candy-coated chocolates.

 

So, gender bigotry and discrimination. Got it. I mean, seriously. How do you know those things are female? You’re not a biologist. And who are you to identify a color with a gender or a sexual preference? The only thing you’ve flipped is the bird to all those fragile, easily triggered, purple-haired non-binary body positive they thems.

 

This move is the latest in a series of marketing moves M&M’s has made to promote inclusivity. Its previous announcement involved the introduction of the purple female M&M who represents body positivity and self-acceptance.

 

And there you go, forcing your perception onto others.

I don’t suppose you’ve considered my idea after you introduced purple?

 

A BLM&M would be “inclusive.” But she’d have to live in a mansion in a predominately wealthy white neighborhood for it to be true to life. Speaking of which, there’s been an exponential rise in drug abuse and overdose deaths (from Fentanyl) since M&Ms started getting #woke, so Ms. Purple as a drug addict, works.

 

How about sex work? That’s a respectable life choice for the woke. Human trafficking M&Ms -usually people of color, but there’s a market for underage white girls in parts of the world where slavery or Clintons’ are still a thing.

So many ways to make M&Ms more fun. Like having your bag of all-female candies identify as male or perhaps as men who robbed women of athletic scholarships, trophies, or awards by competing as women.

It’s not very inclusive if you leave them out.

 

 

HT | Fox News

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