Here’s a feel-good public interest story for you. A woman was “captured” on surveillance video in Los Angeles, grabbing a few last-minute stocking stuffers armed with a pickaxe.
This is left-Coast California; it’s not as if she was going to get captured in any other way.
A woman carrying a pickaxe in broad daylight casually walked into a Los Angeles Rite Aid, stole merchandise and threatened store employees and customers, shocking video shows.
The bizarre footage captured the moment the unknown woman dragged a basket full of merchandise across the floor of the Rite Aid, in Venice, California, on Thursday morning.
Wait, there’s dialogue!
‘I’m not f*****g around,’ she says as an employee tries to ask her to stop as she makes a grab for beauty products.
‘I don’t want to smell like sh** when I’m knocking these b****** out,’ she adds as she drops a spray into the basket.
Before leaving, she tells everyone at the store, ‘Don’t say sh**. Shut the f*** up. Be quiet and follow suit.’
Fox News LA Report.
Does she think Santa was a foul-mouthed “gnome” and not a jolly-old ‘Elf?’
Exit Questions: LA County is lax on bail laws and preventing petty crime but does a pickaxe meet the armed robbery standard? And does it matter if she also stole the pickaxe?
Did she know she could have robbed the place without the gardening/mining implement?
And (finally) is the woman in the foreground of the screengrab I used as my featured image (had to share that WTF look) in more trouble because her mask is not covering her nose?
