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Liar! Liar! The Data’s Mired!

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Question: What can kill people without a single weapon, destroy an economy without a single financial transaction and eliminate democracy without a single military incursion? Give up? Data. Covid data.

It’s brilliant, simple and Klaus & Co. has mastered its manipulation with ease and impunity. Fortunately, some kids were actually paying attention in Statistics class and have caught these scammers red-handed. Here’s a look at a few recent offenders…

Let’s start off with the ping-pong match in Germany. In Hambourg, Mayor Peter Tschentscher, M.D., lied on November 16, 2021, when he claimed that 90 percent of the infected people in the city were “unvaccinated.” This in turn allowed the first “2G” segregated system, between jabbed/convalescent and unjabbed (hence 2G), to be implemented, restricting entry and movement of the unjabbed, not only in the city but also nationwide, starting this month.

However, on Dec. 16, 2021, the Lower Saxony Higher Administrative Court overturned the 2G rule against retailers, citing “considerable encroachments on fundamental rights,” but as is the norm nowadays, the German government ignored the court’s rulings. Ditto for a similar case in Belgium that we reported on back on Dec. 3, 2021.

And while the German Health Minister, Karl Lauterbach, is calling for mandatory vaccinations and boosters of the population as soon as possible, the former and largest concentration camp on German soil, Buchenwald, now turned memorial museum, has implemented these 2G rules thus excluding the unvaccinated from an exhibition about “the exclusion of people.”

Yes, kids, you read that right. The largest concentration camp on German soil, repurposed to convey the dangers of exclusion, is now itself a shining example of it…again. How has humanity not learned from this? Anyone? Anyone?

In Austria, with its 8.9 million inhabitants, government data claims 72 percent, or 6.5 million, have been vaccinated at least once, leaving 2.4 million unvaccinated people remaining unjabbed. However, on Dec. 9, the Tamedia free newspaper, 20 Minuten, quoted the Austrian constitution minister Karoline Edtstadler (ÖVP) who said, “One million Austrians are still not vaccinated. That’s too many.” Huh. Does that math seem off to you? Either a UFO abducted the remaining 1.4 million unjabbed citizens in one night or folks in the Austrian government employ some real winners…I’m thinking the latter, kids.

In Switzerland, the head of the Federal Office of Public Health (BAG), Anne Lévy, falsely declared in an interview last weekend, “There are almost only unvaccinated people in the intensive care units, and in view of the increasing numbers, we can’t get around it,” When asked what supporting data the BAG used to arrive at such a conclusion, a government spokesperson simply ignored the question.

But as 10 new testing centers have opened over the past year and a half, the case numbers have increased as a result of the increased testing which has now become the scapegoat before implementing each lockdown.


On an encouraging note, thousands of Germans, all over the country, in small towns and large cities continue to rise up against this health tyranny while a group that includes former Pfizer vice president Dr. Michael Yeadon filed a complaint with the International Criminal Court (ICC) on behalf of UK citizens, against Boris Johnson and UK officials, Bill and Melinda Gates, chief executives of Big Pharma companies, World Economic Forum executive chairman Klaus Schwab, and others for crimes against humanity, and for the ICC “to stop the rollout of COVID vaccinations, introduction of unlawful vaccination passports and all other types of illegal warfare … being waged against the people of the UK.” Is it me or is anyone else curious what the oddsmakers in Vegas are giving this?

And what European news wouldn’t be complete without something from our friends in Scandinavia. As you know, kids, Scandinavia sucks. I mean, in terms of the government policies these last few years, but I think this latest from Norway takes the suckage to a whole new level: Norway has decided to ban the sale of alcohol in bars and restaurants, even for the vaccinated. Holy pickled herring! Isn’t liquor a “no-go zone”? Say it isn’t so…

So remember kids, doctored data isn’t just a European thing. Our very own CDC has been overcounting the number of partially vaccinated Americans by counting booster shots and second doses as first doses. Huh. Could they be trying to intimidate the unjabbed into feeling more peer pressure to get jabbed or could it be that there aren’t enough spaces on your “CDC Frequently Jabbed Customer Card” so they’re going to have to double and triple up the count per slot? So I’m guessing the free-toaster-with-jab may take a wee bit longer to claim.

But I know what you’re thinking: How did some many governments manage to have the exact same game plan and data manipulation strategy? Well, kids, up until today, I had no idea, but then I ran across this story on the RAIR Foundation website and it all became clear. Our friend Klaus has a school!

TheYoung Global Leaders For Tomorrow school, established in 1982 and managed by Klaus Schwab of the World Economic Forum, has seen many of today’s prominent political and business leaders pass through its hallowed halls on their way to the top. I won’t spoil the fun but I will say that its alums are truly some of the same despots crushing humanity now. So grab your Aquavit before Norway bootlegs every last bottle, and read away! And be sure to share this article with friends and family this Holiday Season. It’s the gift that should keep on giving.

Oh, and for our overachieving readers out there, here is an article about the Billy G (class of ’96) and Fauci connection courtesy of our friends at the Children’s Health Defense.

Now go get crackin’ kids, there may be a quiz tomorrow…

-The Grumpy Observer