My Gender Bender Bathroom Reboot of the Beatles 'Let it Be' - Granite Grok

My Gender Bender Bathroom Reboot of the Beatles ‘Let it Be’

Let it Be, Beatles

I confess that I am struck (at times) by the strangest sorts of inspiration. Take this little tangent for example. The song Let it Be is playing in the background. I’m listening to the words for the umpteen-millionth time and without invitation, the Left’s gender confusion bathroom obsession leaps to the front of my consciousness.

I start singing along in my head, but with different words.

When I find myself in times of trouble
Legislators Come to me
I need to know which Bathroom
“Where to Pee”
My bladder’s near to bursting
I’ve got two doors in front of me
I need to know which Bathroom
“Gotta Pee”

Gotta Pee, Gotta Pee, Gotta Pee, Gotta Pee
My bladder’s near to bursting
Where to Pee

I told you it was strange but at the same time, a suitable parody of the party obsessed with micro-managing the crap out of ever. single. damn. thing. They just can’t let it be!

Feel free to fill the rest of it in for yourselves or not.

And in case you now need to hear the original (with the words in English and Spanish).