More Fun with Mittens: A Dole-ful Endorsement - Granite Grok

More Fun with Mittens: A Dole-ful Endorsement

H/T American Spectator
Bob Dole has been described as “The Tax Collector for the Welfare State”, or as the man who “Never met a tax he didn’t like!”.
He’s also famous for delivering speeches that bore you stiff and selling pills to make you stiff(!).
An endorsement by Bob Dole has been derided by Mittens as “Probably the last person I would have wanted to write a letter for me.” (After Dole endorsed McCain last cycle.)
In fact, Mittens went further in 2008 and said “I think there are a lot of folks that tend to think that maybe John McCain’s race is a bit like Bob Dole’s race; that it’s the guy who’s the next in line, he’s the inevitable choice, we’ll give it to him – and that it won’t work”.
And thus, it is my pleasure to annouce the supreme irony of a stunning endorsement for Mittens….. By Bob Dole!
Folks, it doesn’t get any better than this: Short of a flashing neon sign hovering over Romney’s head screaming “Establishment Man”, what better sign could we ask for that this man should NOT be our nominee?
Furthermore, the ABC piece on the endorsement noted that “Romney is now seen as that ‘next in line’ candidate”.

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