HUMOR: This came from a Republican wag from Wolfeboro(NH): Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. For example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a parking enforcement officer writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, "Come on, how about giving a retired person a break?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a "jerk."
He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a "donut eating loser".
He wrote a third ticket and put in on the windshield with the first. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus. The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in 2008"