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Upcoming Convention

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Subject:  Democratic Convention Agenda

Upcoming 2008 Democratic Convention agenda!

6:00 p.m. – Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05 p.m. – Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m. – Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40 p.m. – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00 p.m. – Tribute theme to France.
7:10 p.m. – Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25 p.m. – Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 p.m. – Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25 p.m. – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. – Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00 p.m. – Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)
9:30.p.m. – * Intermission *

10:00.p.m. – Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 p.m. – Re-enactment of Kerry’s fake medal toss.
10:20.p.m. – Cameo by Dean ‘Yeeearrrrrrrg!’
10:30 p.m. – Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 p.m. – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. – Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00 p.m. – Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex).

Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor
11:15 p.m. – Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m. – ‘Free Saddam’ pep rally.
11:59 p.m. – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00 p.m. – Nomination of democratic candidate.

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention?