Stupid People

Behold! The Thirty-Round “Magazine Clip”

by Rick Olson February 18, 2014

“He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.” —P.G. Wodehouse Left-Coast Kool-Aid-Slurping, anti-gun State Senator Kevin De Leon informed his constituents about the,  “.30 caliber magazine clip [sic]” being able to be fired in half a second! So, today at the Grok we feature […]

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Congress

by Rick Olson January 7, 2014

“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.”—Mark Twain

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Representative David Campbell’s Own Duck Dynasty

by Rick Olson December 30, 2013

“Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in.” —Confucius “I am deeply sorry that I accidentally ran over several wild ducks near the Crowne Plaza last Monday night…”

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Who Is, “Ben Ghazi” And What Did He Do?

by Rick Olson December 12, 2013

“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”   —Benjamin Franklin French author Victor Hugo once quipped, “An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.” But I disagree. So here I sit with my hat off to Representative Annie Kuster because she proved Victor Hugo wrong. (see the […]

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Doofus Redux: Mark Glaze Executive Director of Mayors Against Illegal Guns

by Rick Olson November 21, 2013

“Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.” —Mark Twain You can’t make this stuff up, but first things first. Who is Mark Glaze? Glaze is the Executive Director for Michael Bloomberg’s Mayors Against Illegal Guns (MAIG). He is also a wind bag and a doofus. Back in August he was […]

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Come At Me, Bro

by Rick Olson May 21, 2013

“Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And even if you don’t come up with a picture to cure world poverty you can make someone smile while they’re having a piss.”   — Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall The Union Leader on line this morning featured the […]

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Stupid People

by Rick Olson May 12, 2013

“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”   —Benjamin Franklin For the life of me, I could not find anything in the U.S. Press about this. Plenty in the foreign presses, but nothing in the States…What is This? Protesters outside the Czech Republic in Washington DC protesting the Boston […]

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Dr Seuss and Gun Grabbers

by Rick Olson May 3, 2013

You can not, shall not have a gun,  This banning craze has just begun…  Guns and bullets make me ill,  Pass the Kool-Aid if you will…  You don’t really need a gun,  From violent criminals you can run!  And when the violent felons come …  You have scissors, but don’t you run!  And to defenseless […]

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PETA To Use Drones to Track Hunters

by Rick Olson April 19, 2013

“People should go to the store and buy the meat they make there, not kill animals for food.”  —PETA PETA is actively looking into a drone program to surveil  hunters. PETA has taken notice of the ever- increasing use of drones for nonmilitary purposes. Drones are now used in  fighting wildfires and in search-and-rescue missions.  PETA […]

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The Diana DeGette ‘Assault Weapon’ Schematic

by Rick Olson April 7, 2013

“Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid.” —Dean Koontz A very special HAT TIP goes out to Rocky Mountain Right today. Now I just love snark in the form of a really sharp stick pointed at Kool-Aid-drinkers in Congress. And RMR delivered today! I thought it […]

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“You’d Probably Be Dead Anyway,” Says Colorado Lawmaker

by Rick Olson April 4, 2013

“Trying to be fascinating is an asinine position to be in.”   —Katharine Hepburn Diana DeGette: An example of  the sophistication of “the Left” in the gun control argument “Res Ipsa Loquitur”

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Easter Tomfoolery With Guns

by Rick Olson March 31, 2013

“I’ve had great success being a total idiot.”  —Jerry Lewis tom·fool·er·y  (Noun) Foolish or silly behavior. Synonyms: foolery – silliness – foolishness – buffoonery. Yesterday, four individuals stopped their vehicle along Interstate 93 North, near the 293/93 fork, parked, unloaded some guns and proceeded to engage in target practice along side the highway, along the […]

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Progressive Stupidity

by Rick Olson February 19, 2013

“A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping Rabbits…”  —Dame Edith L. Sitwell, Poet and Critic The Union Leader featured excerpts from the NRA’s Armed Citizen as an Opinion Column Sunday. When I saw the headline, “True Stories from the files of the Armed Citizen,” I was drawn to the […]

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Misnomers

by Rick Olson January 30, 2013

“Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.”  —John Wayne  As·sault   /ê sôlt/ (Verb) To make a physical attack on.  ex. “She assaulted that child!” (Noun) A physical attack. ex. “His imprisonment for an assault on the film director”; A series of “sexual assaults”. Weap·on /´wepên/  (Noun) A thing designed or used for

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Raymond Buckley on ‘Assault Weapons’

by Rick Olson January 27, 2013

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky. —Doug Coupland  Awesome. You just cannot make this stuff up. A hat-tip goes to the Union Leader’s Tim Buckland for getting this quote from State Democratic Party Chairman Ray Buckley. When asked, “What is an assualt weapon, Ray said: “It’s generally a gun that’s more […]

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New Website Promoting Gun Rights: SenatorFeinstein.com!

by Rick Olson January 12, 2013

“The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.” —Jay Leno When thinking of Gun Control, Assault Weapons bans and other sordid nefarious stuff crafted by the charlatan left to take our guns away, “Senator Diane Feinstein” immediately comes to mind. Yes, make no mistake about […]

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Vicious Dogs

by Rick Olson December 28, 2012

“Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out.”  —Francis Bacon   In New Hampshire if you are even slightly “nipped” by a dog, you can make a pile of cash! We are not talking about a Pit Bull Terrier […]

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Idiots And Cowards Who Complain About Gun Ranges

by Rick Olson July 24, 2012

“Once you’re able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.” —Nicole Sullivan Irascible Cowards are idiots willing to  spew their opinion as if it means something, is always a great source of amusement to me. And sometimes they do so anonymously. Such is the case with this […]

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Animal Rights Whackos; Gotta Love Em’

by Rick Olson July 9, 2012

“Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.”  —P. J. O’Rourke Laughter…I mean, these people basically suck. Oh, how our technological and societal conventions have caused us to lose our way…To forget from whence we came…Hunters…gathers….I mean these people….really really suck., mostly because […]

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Its An Obama Eat Dog World Out There

by Rick Olson April 18, 2012

Its a ‘Eat dog’ world out there! Pass the sauce, Barry…” —Rick Olson, Granite Grok, just making stuff up for lack of a salient Quote. So the brouhaha all started over some years ago when Mittens strapped his dog Seamus’ kennel to the top of the family people transporter for a 12-hour drive. Okay…on the […]

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More GSA Hackarama

by Rick Olson April 17, 2012

“Experience has shown, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.”   —Thomas Jefferson On April 3rd I detailed the happenings of the GSA and their corrupt spending practices in, GSA, Clowns, Mindreaders and Sushi. So, this morning at 5:50 AM […]

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Bill Maher: A Cultural Icon…Not!

by Rick Olson March 17, 2012

“An effeminate education weakens both the mind and the body.”  —Edgar Quinet So How about that Bill Maher? He calls Governor Sarah Palin a “c*nt and gets a pass on it from the Hollywood elite, so say my fellow conservatives. Me? not so much. My impression of Bill Maher is that he the type of […]

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Leftists Say (Write) The Darnedest Things!

by Rick Olson January 12, 2012

“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.” —Benjamin Franklin On The Project Veritas Voter Fraud Project: Being curious, I went over to UnionLeader.com to see what the leftists had to say. One aspect about Leftists weighing in on a UL story is that they cannot help themselves. Sure enough, […]

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The Shrill Kathy on Political Weirdness

by Rick Olson January 5, 2012

“ The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct.” —Marcus Tullius Cicero The Union Leader has given Ink to the Shrill Kathy Sullivan for yet another inane senseless rant. I told my friend Steve Vaillancourt it might be a New Year’s Resolution to simply ignore her. But […]

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CRYBABIES

by Rick Olson December 18, 2011

“My door is always open-bring me your problems.” This is guaranteed to turn on every whiner, lackey and neurotic on the property.” —Robert F. Six   It’s rarely ever a good idea to solely devote any kind of a blog entry to a person who has responded to an entry written, where that respondent or his […]

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Grocery Stores And Courtesy…NOT!

by Rick Olson December 15, 2011

“Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.” —Ann Landers Your Turn, NH, a weekly New Hampshire Union Leader feature, gave ink to young Natasha Cole of Hudson, a U-Mass Lowell Student and cashier to speak out to the diseased […]

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The Shrill Kathy And The Birthers

by Rick Olson November 29, 2011

“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.” —Benjamin Franklin Kathy Sullivan is not only dishonest, but she is also a rank charlatan. The Shrill Kathy is the epitome of moral bankruptcy when it comes to New Hampshire politics.  In the UL today she quips, Why does Speaker O’Brien not […]

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DCCC Annual “Ruin Thanksgiving” Cheat Sheet

by Steve MacDonald November 24, 2011

Every Thanksgiving we can now expect the Democrat Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) to do to your holiday what it has done to everything else it touches–ruin it. This year is no different. They have once again equipped your obnoxious left-leaning relatives with their very own palm-card.

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Inebriated William Jasmin Who Fell Out Of A Tree Stand Drops His Lawsuit

by Rick Olson November 21, 2011

“A lawsuit is a fruit tree planted in a lawyer’s garden.” —Italian Proverb William Jasmin of Manchester, the drunk, non-licensed hunter who sued a landowner following his own demise in falling from a tree stand, has dropped his lawsuit. Jasmin suffered partial paralysis when the tree stand he attempted to enter failed, causing him to […]

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