Photoshop

My Government Hates Me…

by Mike June 17, 2018

…and the feeling is mutual! Kinda sums it up for Granite Grok – we hate big government and the representatives who enable its predation; we know for sure they hate us too! Now, if we could just buy some of those shirts….

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Putting Words In Their Mouths:
The Gun Grabbers And The Parkland Kids

by Mike March 20, 2018

So perfect, so photogenic, so plastic, so malleable – the Parkland kids were a little too willing to be tools of the left in order to get their 15 minutes of fame, as if they were poseable dolls, or ventriloquist’s dummies…. Ben Garrison sees both CNN and the Parkland poster boy as stacking ventriloquist’s dummies, […]

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Putin Trolls The Liberals, Again
Or How The Oscars Were Won

by Mike March 2, 2017
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Eric Estevez for Congress – the “Estevez for the Restevus” campaign contest – Part 2

by Skip July 14, 2016

I see that the Eric Estevez is going after an untapped micro-segment of the electorate – the old Republican-bashing comediennes.  And who better to be on Eric’s side than none other than: Behar hates Republicans – she really does.  So what should my next thought be?  If Behar LIKE Estevez….. Previous Restevus Campaign Contest posts […]

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Eric Estevez for Congress – the “Estevez for the Restevus” campaign contest – Part 1

by Skip July 14, 2016

Well, already we have entries coming in from our loyal ‘Grok readers!  And some of them are quite good and have elicited much hilarity amongst we ‘Grok writers.  Here’s  one submitted from Nana Mae: Sounds about right for the Eric Estevez campaign – methinks that are going to have to search wide and far for […]

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Team NeoCon, World Police

by Mike December 16, 2015

Meet the war chicken hawks: When you’re ready to trade essential liberty for a little temporary (and it WILL be temporary) appearance of security, these are your guys… Graham will put your kids boots on the ground, even though he was just a lawyer in uniform. Rubio won’t walk softly with the big stick, but […]

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Boehner’s Departure Illustrated

by Mike September 26, 2015

Mission Acomplished for the conservative wing of the GOP – now, choose wisely! Illustration Photoshopped from the GW Bush scene by William Banzai 7

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Palate Cleanser – PhotoShop; 37 Seconds to “That’s Not What She Really Looks Like.”

by Steve MacDonald October 30, 2013
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PhotoShop is ubiqutious at this point, but seeing it in action will open your eyes.  You decide to what.

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YOU Can’t Photoshop Our Leader: Only WE Can Photoshop Our Leader

by Mike February 6, 2013

Much has been made of the “official skeeter” photo of our Dear Leader, and the commandment from on High that “thou shall not Photoshop” the Hallowed image, but just as the Lamestream Media patiently waited for The Photo to miraculously appear and back up the claims by His Majesty that “we go skeet shooting all […]

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