Humor

Blogline of the Day – Asses and jawbones

by Skip July 22, 2014

“I hear that seven Hamas terrorists were killed yesterday by an IDF soldier armed only with a replica of Obama’s jawbone.” For those of you on the Left (since poll after poll confirm, you are amongst the most unchurched and therefore, amongst the most Biblically illiterate), the assumed Biblical reference is here: Judges 15:16)   […]

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Geek Humor: Java

by Skip July 20, 2014

I prefer Mt. Dew but…. (H/T: Powerline)    

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Congress – the reason we can’t have nice things?

by Skip June 11, 2014

Do we know how they will impoverish us next?  Or by what amount?  Or what Rights they will try to diminish? (H/T: Liberal Logic 101)    

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Teachers now have a new State in the US: Kentucy

by Skip June 9, 2014

Didn’t know we had such a State with such a name – I guess mine was the “old” education model where we learned phonics and memorized little details like the names of states.  Perhaps I’m just outdated  - it must be one of those 7 extra States that our President talked about on the campaign trail: The […]

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There’s ALL kinds of Labrador Retrievers out there – be careful!

by Skip May 11, 2014

  (H/T: Powerline)

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GrokSHOT! – “The first trick of NH Politics is…”

by Skip May 11, 2014

NH Politics: Jeff Chidester was the Master of Ceremonies at this past Friday’s Rockingham County Republican Washington / Lincoln / Reagan Dinner where US Senator Marco Rubio was the keynote speaker.  While folks were milling about during the dinner break, and Jeff was trying to get the event moving again, he made an astonishing (heh!) […]

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Friday Humor – oh, those rascally Programmers….huh?

by Skip April 18, 2014

Heh! (H/T: Oh Gizmo!)

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al-Qaeda Plot Uncovered

by Steve MacDonald April 17, 2014
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  Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord. Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization […]

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Palate Cleanser – As a former very frequent flier, my hat is off to her!

by Skip April 15, 2014

Working for DEC and for my present company, I’ve flown a lot of miles in the Friendly Skies of United (close to 3/4 of a million).  It got to the point that *I* could have given the safety speech that is given before the plane leaves terra firma.  For the most part, it was the […]

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Palate Cleanser – This is the reward for being accurate?

by Skip March 30, 2014

Heh!  Does this mean one should try to miss once in a while? (H/T: The Blaze)

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Palate Cleanser: things are not what they seem

by Skip March 27, 2014

In the end, that is: (H/T: The Blaze)

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Humor – Govt not knowing which is which

by Skip March 19, 2014

The Sierra Club and the U. S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had a “more humane” solution to this issue. What they […]

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Innovation? Nay, the word that came to me was “Sloth”

by Skip March 12, 2014

Innovation at its best Now, don’t tell me that welfare recipients aren’t innovative!  No reason to stand on your feet waiting to get your government welfare check. Just put your flip-flops next in line and go back and sit on your ass and  play games on your free ObamaPhone. Is this a great country or […]

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Palate Cleanser: You keep thinking “fair? where is the fairness?”

by Skip March 3, 2014

(H/T: The Corner)

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ACLU In A Nutshell

by Ed Naile February 27, 2014

I have some fun with students who have had someone send them to prestigious (liberal) schools because they make such easy targets. They are predictable and very limited in their critical thinking skills, a tendency that extends into that special sort of progressive adulthood they live in after college. Then comes the really special needs […]

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Palate Cleanser: if you are going to go Grenade Fishing, learn to time it right

by Skip February 16, 2014

(H/T: Maggie’s Farm)

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White Washing

by Steve MacDonald February 10, 2014

That just about covers it….   From The Patriot Post.

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Humor….I need some Humor….ANY Humor will do….

by Skip February 6, 2014

A man was telling his buddy: “You won’t believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop.’ “Please take any of my jewelry […]

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Religious Freedom only seems to go one way with this one

by Skip February 5, 2014

Does this surprise  anyone, given how he talks versus his actions?  (H/T: Liberal Logic 101)

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Humor – Obama and the road

by Skip February 3, 2014

Why did Obama cross the road? To organize the community on the other side. No, why did Obama really cross the road? Actually, Obama promised to cross the road, but then he didn’t (gee, an untruth??) No, really, why DID Obama cross the road?  

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Friday Humor – The economy is so bad….

by Skip February 3, 2014

(From another one of those emails going around) – The economy is so bad that: I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?” CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. If the bank returns your check […]

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A Tale Of The 1% Hillbillies

by Ed Naile January 28, 2014

(To the theme of The Beverly Hillbillies) Caitlin was a girl, Legacki her last name Dealing lots of snark, is how she earned her fame Then one year she was at too many polls And out of the web came a tumbling trolls Bloggers that is and – just as snarky too Well the next […]

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As a Dad of a prior Marine, I chuckled…

by Skip January 26, 2014

Bumped and updated:  Well, I’ve had a number of requests for this sign – folks wanted to buy it!  Problem is, I’ve had to tell each and every one of them “I dunno”.  After getting another email from Henry tonite, I decided to check at Sgt Grit, an online place to buy all things US […]

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Palate Cleanser – I love slo-mo booms that go “Splatter!”

by Skip January 23, 2014

Just because: (H/T: The Blaze)

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Seems to ring true to me….

by Skip January 17, 2014

(H/T: Liberal Logic 101)

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Christmas Pun Time

by Skip December 23, 2013

Ivan and Olga were out for a walk in Leningrad one night. As the city name tells you, this was back in Soviet times. Ivan felt a drop of something hit his nose. “I think it’s raining,” he said to Olga. “No,” she said, “it felt more like snow to me.” Ivan insisted it was […]

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With the news that Amazon is thinking of Drone Deliveries….

by Skip December 3, 2013

One has to wonder what the Undeliverable notifications are gonna look like.  Oh sure, one can be sure to gett Tweeted, FB’d, and emailed when the package has disappeared into the ether; usual company formulations.  However, one wag decided to get into the spirit of it all (or, just into the bottle holding the spirits?): […]

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Er, what was I saying?

by Skip November 30, 2013

(H/T: Mac)

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