Luggage-Stealing Non-Binary Cross-Dressing Nuclear Energy Official Sam Brinton Has Been Fired
Sam’ Fabulous’ Brinton has been released from his job as the “Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy.” Brinton faces two felony counts of theft, and while that’s as it should be, there’s something more ghastly for which he is responsible.