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Bananas: NAACP Honors White Supremacists for Diversity, Equity and Inclusion

by Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!) / 26 May 2023 26 May 2023

After years of conflict and turmoil between the two racially motivated institutions the NAACP and White Supremacists have found common ground. In a stunning turn of events the NAACP recently announced it is awarding the National White Supremacy Movement for Outstanding Efforts In Diversity thanks to several unlikely heroes. 2021 saw the Los Angeles Times …

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Al Sharpton, The CEO Of Racism Inc

by Ray Cardello / 21 May 2023 20 May 2023

Al Sharpton and before him Jesse Jackson, created their careers on racism. They have stoked division and kept the concept of systemic racism alive because it was a revenue stream they needed to satisfy their greed.

Disney To Launch New Pinocchio Network

by Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!) / 16 December 2022 18 December 2022

After watching their quarterly earnings drop for a seventh consecutive time the masters of programming at Disney believe they have just the venture to overturn their capsizing business. Seizing on the spot soon to be vacated by a failing CNN network that can barely pull five hundred thousand viewers for their prime time programming, Disney …

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Uncle Ben Joins Aunt Jemima as Company Says they Plan to Evolve the Brand

by Steve MacDonald / 19 June 2020 2 February 2022

If a black woman can’t sell maple syrup or pancakes, then a black man can’t sell rice. Will Lucky the Leprechaun be losing his “charms.” Nope. He’s not black. But Uncle Ben is, and he’s being retired, sorry, evolved.

Are the Left’s Anti-Oil and Gas Policies Fracking Racist!?

by Steve MacDonald / 31 March 2020 31 March 2020

Just so we’re clear the Democrat Race-Pimps Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are in favor of transitioning to what the left pretends are cleaner forms of energy (they are not). But they are concerned that the current crop of Fracking-banners would place an unfair burden on African Americans.

Mark Steyn on freedom of thought, political correctness, and the homosexual agenda

by Tim Condon / 6 April 2013 26 September 2018

The very erudite and always witty Mark Steyn has a column up at National Review Online about how, when it comes to the homosexual agenda, you vill not be ahlowed to ignohr zee agenda! You vill oh-bey! Of course, some people are exempt, such as Al Sharpton, referring to “Greek homos,” or Islamic leaders urging that homosexuals be …

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