Notable Quotes from the Hillsboro County GOP Gala

Grover NorquistGrover Norquist (Americans for Tax Reform) and Mitzi Perdue had some great lines during the recent event – slightly paraphrased (IE the best my memory could do a few minutes later) here they are:
Grover: “The left’s constituencies are competing parasites. If we cut off their tax increases they will eat each other”

Mitzi Perdue
Mitzi: “I picked Trump at the beginning because polite Republicans weren’t working out and I wanted a junkyard dog.”
and: “The public hated the tweets? The more outrageous the tweet, the more cash rolled in to the campaign!”