I KNEW there had to be a reason - thanks, Chris "a tingle up my leg" Matthews! - Granite Grok

I KNEW there had to be a reason – thanks, Chris “a tingle up my leg” Matthews!

Chris Matthews tingle up legAh yes, yet again the double standard: how DARE you extremist Righters sterotype “marginalized communities” – instead, let me show you how it’s done, GOPpers!

“Republicans are told to ‘read the Wall Street Journal, play golf, and talk about pro sports.’ The men especially are all programmed a certain way. They don’t have too many outliers, Republicans. They all behave basically the same, right?” Then he reiterated the stereotype further, saying, “(Republicans) must play golf, you don’t play tennis. You must watch sports and talk about the NFL. And what else? Read the Wall Street Journal and believe the op-ed page.”

Ok, then. I:

  1. Don’t read the WSJ
  2. Don’t play golf
  3. Only talk about pro sports from a political perspective nowadays (e.g., “take a knee”)
  4. Played varsity tennis in high school
  5. Don’t watch sport (except MMA which most Republicans don’t like)
  6. DO talk about the NFL but not how Matthews thinks I do (see #3)
  7. AM the Op-Ed Page!

(H/T: The Blaze)

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