Jared the former Subway pitch-guy is in jail. Somehow I missed that.
Former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle was sentenced Thursday to more than 15 years in prison after pleading guilty to federal charges related to child pornography and sexual conduct involving minors.
Fogle faced two counts: traveling to engage in illicit sexual conduct with a minor, and distribution and receipt of child pornography.
Jared Fogle, the former Subway pitchman imprisoned after he admitted to sex crimes against minors last year, has reportedly been beaten in prison by an inmate who “can’t be around child molesters.”
“In his words, my uncle’s words, people convicted of these types of crimes, crimes against children, sexual predators, rapists, they shouldn’t be in a minimum-security prison,” Nigg told AZcentral.com. “He felt like it wasn’t fair. [Fogle] gets to order any food he wants, he can use his money to do things. This guy is coming and prancing in like he can do anything he wants.”
I wonder if orders Subway sandwiches?
Maybe not, but some of the money he made went to paying $50K to prevent the seizure of property connected to his illegal activities.
But now, in the unlikely event that someone asks you during a marijuana “treatment session,” Subway Sandwiches, whatever happened to Jared, you can say something like, “Dude, he was a ******* child molester and he’s in prison.”