Colin Kaepernick Job Opportunity - Granite Grok

Colin Kaepernick Job Opportunity

wood-pew_bench-kneelerCoil Kaepernick, the NFL martyr, is still jobless but is an inspiration to others. And maybe their actions will one day have so mainstreamed what he started that he’ll find himself employable in a professional franchise. Until then he should take those cues and get a job testing pews.

That’s right. Sauder Worship Seating could use him as a quality control expert.

He can test the kneelers.

Or maybe he could just be their spokesperson?

How do you think that would fly?

“I’m Colin Kaepernick, for Sauder Worship Seating.”

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