The Press Dogs Trump – Trump Dogs Them Back

by Ed Naile

Triumph comic dogNow the mainstream opposition media is whining about the way President Trump chooses who he will call on at press conferences. Maybe there should be a Congressional investigation and a re-write of the rules for choosing you own destruction-by-fake-story. I am sure Lindsey Graham and that McCain guy will be glad to add another plank to their 2020 presidential campaigns and ask for one.

I have the perfect answer for President Trump to the reporters who are honestly trying to get him to admit on live TV he did something, anything, illegal, immoral, unconstitutional, or even that he doesn’t always use hand sanitizer.

President Trump has the ace in the hole. Call on the one credible reporter who is unbiased and treats everyone the same – no matter how bad it is, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Can you imagine how fabulous it would be to set up a small stage in the middle of the press gaggle and take Triumph as the first reporter? That would end press conferences as we know them now.

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  • Radical Moderate

    It was literally the best press conference I have ever witnessed in my life! When I saw the huge room the press is in now compared to the old room and the hard wooden chairs they all are crammed into with all the new media allowed in now I said to myself, this is pure genius! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
    I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breath at times with all the barbs he was hitting CNN with not even to mention when the BBC reporter got up to ask a question. Trump elevated MSM evisceration to an art form. Trump was relentless and it was a sight to behold. He was slapping these weasels around so much these so called seasoned reporters started to stuttering and sputtering. If you haven’t seen it ..you just have to, I promise you wont regret watching all the way through!

    • Ed Naile

      I wrote this before the press conference. Now with that in mind, watch the clip included in the article.
      Tell me this isn’t hilarious.

      • mer

        Rush has the transcript up over at his website. It was even better reading it than I thought.

    • Kathleen LaBonte

      Oh my God he is so my cup of tea. I had the best time watching that!! I LOVED that he said he was enjoying himself. I really fell of my chair when he called fake news VERY fake news!!! OMG!!!! LOL. I didn’t know what was going to come out of his mouth – the simplicity and silliness was brilliant!! The frenzied hand raising was awesome!! Definately love/hate relationship. He’ll get them to heel soon enough! Taming of the liberal shrews!!

  • mer

    I was listening to it on the way home in the car, on Rush. The back and forth on the question about “…inner cities…”; fantastic. “…CBC.. I’d love to meet them. Could you set that up? I was scheduled to meet with Cummings but he cancelled….Schumer lightweight…”
    “…Would you agree that 306 was a substantial margin?…”

    • Ed Naile

      Liberal hate smothers any humor they might have – Trump wins!
      Rapid fire effective jokes – timing, as well as the Bully Pulpit, is key to dealing with his media enemies, who are literally trapped in an insider bubble.
      They can not conceive of a world outside the one they exist in.

    • Kathleen LaBonte

      LOL!!

  • Ed Naile

    • Radical Moderate

      You were right Ed, it was hilarious. Though I had seen the character here and there on TV I never paid notice. Triumph is now on my watch list! Thank you!

      • Ed Naile

        Rad Man:
        How about the precious snowflake trying to tell-off the hand puppet!
        Then she gets a group hug from the rest of her graduating class.
        Exactly the same a participation trophy. She thinks she won.
        I marvel at the consistency of the millennials.

      • Bruce Currie

        I agree. The guy is very clever, very funny.

    • Kathleen LaBonte

      Where have I been? THAT was hysterical!

      • Ed Naile

        • Kathleen LaBonte

          OMG Ed! Well, I’ll have to keep up with Comic Dog. Is he from NH and someone you know?

          • Ed Naile

            New York comedy genius. He took those UNH college children apart bit by bit of their “education.”
            Notice how quick they are to repeat politically correct nonsense they have been indoctrinated with – when asked by a sock puppet?
            Last year about 4,000 of them registered to vote in NH.

          • Kathleen LaBonte

            Well – I’m truly impressed how the sock dog gets adults to respond to him as well!!! 4,000 out-of-state students just from UNH??? Ed – I’m serious now. Did you go to Washington Wednesday – and what happened? Are you going to be helping prove voter fraud in NH? Will you go town by town and unveil how many votes were stolen. We believe in Henniker 400 – pretty much the same number when Obama ran each time. We think this year that a conservative running candidate for NH legislature would have gotten in – he feels that way too. If proved these people also stole that aspect of the elections can’t they be removed, and the right person put into place?

          • Ed Naile

            I am headed to DC this Tuesday evening, weather permitting.
            Started working on Henniker Friday. I am going to do a sample.
            (Check your email.)

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