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Himmunization

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It turns out that Feminists do need men for something.

So, I’m walking out of Wal-Mart, my dog has this chew-bone habit you see, and I have to keep hooking him up, and there’s a vertical banner on a pole blowing in the breeze as I get to the sidewalk. It says something about Immunization, probably free Flu shots. I never really got past the large type. My mind was busy putting an ‘H’ in front of the “I.”

Picture it if you can.

A pink banner carried by a scowl-faced woman with a bob cut, pussyhat, purple hair, overlarge black-framed glasses, and a tattoo of Mao. She’s got what look like dark stains descending from her Winehouse inspired cat makeup, smeared since the night Hillary got beat. “I’ll never wash it off. NEVER!” 

It’s the left-wing “wimminsmarch” (pronounced ‘Vimmins-March’ in the original German) and she’s wedged between a Trotsky of Communists and a Murder or Abortion activists. Combined with the Wake of Buzzards and the Drove of Donkeys they create a Plague of Battleaxes. It’s Vikings without the beards, well, mostly without beards.

The banner reads “Get Himmunized.”

Morally superior grabbersThere’s probably a drawing of a syringe and a ‘Not-Symbol’ over a picture of President Trump. We might even find “Grab them by the pu**y” in quotes followed by “pu**y grabs back.” But no pictures of cultural icons like Miley or Madonna or Katy grabbing their ‘pu**y’ on stage in front of photographers and millions of impressionable fans.

Himmunization. The next great lurch in the feminazi movement.

Or maybe it’s something they give to men to turn them into ideologically cuckolded beta male Democrats. I’m flexible. That might be it too.

 

 

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