I don’t even know what to say as the irony is just too strong. Seriously, I can’t even begin to touch this. Just glad that a good guy with a gun (and badge) just happened to be right around the corner.
Here in rural NH, though, the corner is at LEAST 10 minutes away IF a dispatched cop is at the station. Otherwise it could be close to a half hour or so. Much better to be your own First Responder. And just don’t bring another knife, either.