Nuke The Infidel Cows

cow-fart-cartoonFile Under Cow Fart. Because: California!

Nine days ago I shared news on the legislative leap that brings us to today’s landmark reporting. Gov. Jerry Brown has signed the cow fart legislation into law. Cowfartifornia is going to do everything in its power to reduce cow farts in the name of saving the earth.

Here’s another neat little tidbit. It is a priority of the Obama Administration to regulate cow farts through the EPA. It’s right up there with destabilizing the Middle East (check) and aiding and abetting a Nuclear Iran (check). Regulating cow farts from sea to rising sea could be the Triple Crown of the Obama Presidency.

Watch for popular bumper stickers in Iran: “Nuke the Infidel Cows.”