Hillary Nickname Contest - Granite Grok

Hillary Nickname Contest

Reuters - Hillary ClintonCan we try to keep this as clean as we can? Thanks.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with Hillary nicknames, turns of phrase, or plays on words, that describe the length, breadth, or depth of (as an example) She who shall not be named. Some other examples might be, Mother of Mistruths, or Leading Lady of Lies.

Get the idea?

All in good fun so have at it in comments but we will delete any vulgar and inappropriate words or ‘xxxx’ them out in context so if you must, do that yourself and leave the missing word(s) up to the imagination of the reader.

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