To Avoid Confusion Al Quaeda Suggests Killing White Heterosexuals - Granite Grok

To Avoid Confusion Al Quaeda Suggests Killing White Heterosexuals

Heterosexual Family-in-GrassAl Qaeda Public Service Announcement: Please blow up or shoot white heterosexuals to ensure the Jihad gets the credit it deserves.

(Hot Air) When you strap up and head out to kill a bunch of infidels in the cause of jihad, make sure you hit the correct targets so people can’t misinterpret your intentions. In their magazine Inspire, al Qaeda is warning aspiring terrorists to avoid murdering people who fit into demographic categories which could leave their actions open to interpretation as domestic hate crimes rather than Islamic terrorism. And that means making sure that the selected targets are white and heterosexual. (Fox News)

And this is a good strategy. The media will be able to get it right from day one; “hate crimes” against white heterosexuals aren’t even “hate crimes.” In some progressive circles, if they happen to be Republicans, these are not even crimes.

Of course, all my white heterosexual friends carry firearms (just like my heterosexual friends of color), so any attack in this neck of the woods will get little to no coverage at all. Not by national media. Dead Jihadists seeking their 72 raisins will more than likely be denied by law-abiding white gun owners, so there’s no terrorism “there” there.

The only national story of interest in that scenario is the law-abiding gun owners, who should expect to be scrutinized, while the thwarted perpetrators of what would have been”criminal acts,” whose motives will remain undetermined, fade rapidly from the public consciousness.

While we’re waiting for that,  Al Qaeda (AQAP) Monthly reminds you that,

“We stand by and support all Muslims who attack America in their homeland regardless of their affiliation to any group or loyalty,” the guide states, …

And that,

In conclusion the authors note that while Mateen killed and injured almost a third of attendees at the nightclub, an extremely high tally for a ‘lone wolf,’ he could have killed even more by making explosives if he followed the simple guides that appear in previous editions of the group’s “Inspire” magazine.

So thanks for killing gays for Allah the guide notes adding, ‘that killing gay people is “the most binding duty and closer to human nature,”‘ but you could have killed a lot more.

We now return you to your American Political Media Narrative presentation of, “Orlando is the fault of Republicans and Christians.” Coming up later stay tuned to watch, ‘We’re not all that interested in the ISIS bombing in Turkey because it won’t advance our anti-gun narratives in the US.”

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