Republican State Senator Jeanie Forrester (now a candidate for Governor) has a few vote skeletons in her closet, so she needs to up her street cred with the base. One such effort, a campaign video of her at a range, shooting a pink firearm (29% rating from the NHFC), invited some exercise of the first amendment on Facebook. I thought I’d join in–with apologies to Aerosmith for modifying some of the lyrics to Janie’s Got a Gun. That’s right. Jeanie’s got a gun…complete with cheap shots.
Dumb, dumb, dumb it’s the sound of my gun.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, honey what have you done?
Dumb, dumb, dumb it’s the sound
Jeanie’s got a gun
From voting like she’s just one
Look what she put us through
And so what if she has it comin’
Now that Janie’s got a gun she ain’t never gonna seem the same.”