Well, it seems like EVERYTHING has rights nowadays, so why not them?

Zombie Rights Activists

But why of course!  After all, there’s so many not-undeads that just wanna get into that Social Justice Warrior racket.  So while everyone is dying, these SJWs will be marching.

Umm, can I tell the zombies “Over there! Go over there!”?

After all, which group is the most dangerous?

(H/T: Liberal Logic 101)