This here's right funny no matter what you are: Feminists go hungry because PATRIARCHY!!!! - Granite Grok

This here’s right funny no matter what you are: Feminists go hungry because PATRIARCHY!!!!

Feminist-Picnic-copySilly twits (emphasis mine, reformatted) and I knew I had seen this image before (didn’t know it was for real):

A feminist picnic turned into a complete disaster yesterday after none of the women brought any sandwiches.

The picnic was supposed to celebrate the capabilities of women in a safe, women-only environment, but things didn’t quite go as planned.  With the sun hanging high in the sky it seemed to be perfect weather for a picnic. But the seven proud feminist friends were in for a big surprise when none of them brought any food at all.

Capabilities….except when it comes to the comestibles at an outdoor event where they play a main role.

‘I brought a communal picnic hamper for us to all throw in the food we’d brought. I was expecting the usual picnic fare: sandwiches, crisps, a nice fruit salad, and so on – but no-one else brought a single thing. Not so much as a sausage.

What’s the purpose of a picnic if nobody brings the food.  And it wasn’t even because people “forgot”.  Again – Capabilities:

I was even more furious about my lot in life than usual.

Oh yeah, that anger management schtick – they just keep proving the stereotype of feminists just mad all the time. But look at the construction of that sentence – your decisions determine your “lot in life” so you’ve put yourself in the playpen all by your lonesome but it seems the blame game goes far afield with this one:

I ended up storming off and shame eating three Big Macs from the nearest McDonalds. I’m a vegetarian so it was particularly galling for me to have to do that,’ said picnic organiser Rachel Queen.

Complete loss of control – binge eat AND do it with meat?  Galling?  Talk about self-loathing….hey, if yer gonna do it, at least ENJOY it as a guilty pleasure.  And doesn’t “organizer” mean project managing the event – which usually for a picnic, arrange who is going to bring what?  Yeah, but no help from the other feminists – they all blamed men (who weren’t there and were not invited) for their hungry time.

The other six women refused to accept the responsibility though, each loudly proclaiming that making sandwiches wasn’t a job exclusively for women. They all managed to turn the blame for the gigantic [mess  -Skip] up onto men.

‘Men have turned food preparation into a subservient role to be forced upon women. I never make my own food, that is just one of the many interesting ways I fight the patriarchy,’ said non-sandwich maker Roberta Brooke.

Does this mean they became”food insecure” as well giving themselves high blood pressure? Like I said, harridans all.  I cannot imagine what kind of beta male must be making the meals for these whiners.  Or does Roberta force some other woman to make her food?

All future feminist picnics have been cancelled.

So they just gave up.  And then they wonder why we think they’re just a Collective of man haters?  And yet, we see that men actually still are their raison d’etre if nothing more than to hate on.  Kinda obviates their main stance – for if there were no men like some Third Wave feminists rail about, what WOULD they ever talk about?

See, they need men after all!  Hahahahahaha!

(H/T: Daily Squat)

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