Fungus Infestation Returns To Blight GOP - Granite Grok

Fungus Infestation Returns To Blight GOP

Telling us who he fears
Telling us who he fears
Liberals will always tell you who they fear, and the GOP Establishment hacks aren’t much different. We already know that the rules for 2016 were set up to prevent the nomination of a principled conservative like Ted Cruz, indeed, as 2015 began, Cruz was the sum of all their fears.

But a funny thing happened on the way to the primaries – the GOP got Trumped, totally blindsided by the appeal of a candidate who told it like it is, and seems to be defying gravity in the polls as a result. They tried to slap him down, but that didn’t work. When Trump suggested that, if the GOP didn’t want him, he’d go 3rd party, Reince Priebus cooked up the Loyalty Pledge, which Trump duly signed – upstaging the GOP in the process.

Now, along comes ol’ Fungus, so determined to damage the GOP that you’d think he was a Democrat plant, filing a complaint attempting to remove Trump from the NH ballot, due to expressed views inconsistent with the NHGOP platform. Shirley, he must be joking! Inconsistent? Like himself supporting the most liberal faux-Republicans? Like Morse and Bradley expanding Medicaid? Like Steve Duprey supporting Planned Parenthood? Like Juliana Bergeron supporting Gay Marriage? Like Shawn Jasper owned and operated by the Democrats?

Steve Kelley was prophetic with this cartoon!
Steve Kelley was prophetic with this cartoon!
Methinks it is Trump who should be demanding a pledge of loyalty from the GOP! If this idiocy goes further up the food chain than Cullen, Trump will be liberated to run 3rd party, and will CRUSH the GOP’s chances – might even win without them. Sure, go ahead chumps, make his day!

Or, perhaps things could go really badly for the GOPe (rhymes with Dope):trump-cruz-2 What if Trump and Cruz team up? Not just the sum of all their fears, but the SQUARE – what the DC establishment of both parties fears most is a good house-cleaning!

Meanwhile, we bloggers say “Pass the popcorn!

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