If you have an infinite number of grant seekers dipping in to the infinite taxpayer well you will inevitably find you have funded research like this.
The federal government is spending $437,739 in taxpayer dollars for psychology students at Kalamazoo College to study whether getting drunk and sleeping around will increase a person’s chances of getting HIV.
This is reminiscent of a study whose researchers discovered a rise in the incidence of intercourse among teenagers who engage in oral sex.
Geniuses.