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Humor – Location, location, location

Heh!

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home [not shown]. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel. By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered “mentally unstable.”

  • In Arizona, he’d be called “an avid gun collector.”
  • In Arkansas, he’d be called “a novice gun collector.”
  • In Utah, he’d be called “moderately well prepared,” but they’d probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.”
  • In Kansas, he’d be “A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend.”
  • In Montana, he’d be called “The neighborhood ‘Go-To’ guy.”
  • In Idaho, he’d be called “a likely gubernatorial candidate.”
  • In Georgia, he’d be called “an eligible bachelor.”
  • In North Carolina, Virginia, W.Va., Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Missouri, Wisconsin, Tennessee, Kentucky, Florida and South Carolina he would be called “a deer huntin’ buddy.”

(H/T: The Truth About Guns)

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