Minority Rapport? Fake Indian vs Fake Hispanic! - Granite Grok

Minority Rapport?
Fake Indian vs Fake Hispanic!

You're not Indian because your grandmother had high cheekbones, and you're not Hispanic porque se habla espanol!
You’re not Indian because your grandmother had high cheekbones, and you’re not Hispanic porque se habla espanol!
I’ve spent a good bit of time in Latin America, but I’ve never claimed to be Hispanic.

I’ve traveled to Indian reservations and casinos, in a Jeep Cherokee, no less, but I don’t call myself a Native American.

But this week we discovered a deeper empathy between Liz (Fauxahontas) Warren and Jeb (Juanito) Bush – they’ve both claimed to be minorities on official paperwork, she when joining the faculties of University of Texas and Harvard, he when registering to vote in 2009 – although it’s unclear whether Bush got any “brownie points” for his, ahem, error.

TOO Funny! Could 2016 become a Matchup of the (fake) Minorities??

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