One King Trumps Two Captains Entitleist Scores A-Hole-In-One! - Granite Grok

One King Trumps Two Captains
Entitleist Scores A-Hole-In-One!

King Barack has, how shall we put it? An addiction. He may not be much good at golf, but he surely can’t resist driving that little white ball, and everyone around it, crazy!

TwoCaptainsHawaiiWeddingNatalie Heimel and Edward Mallue Jr., a pair of captains in the Army, had longstanding plans to wed at the Klipper Golf Course on the Kaneohe Marine base this past weekend. When they learned that their Commander In Chief was vacationing nearby, they sent him an invitation.

The young lovers were not surprised to get a polite note regretting that Obama could not attend, but shortly afterwards they were shocked and astonished to discover the very same Commander In Chief (or at least his communications lackeys) had chosen to play golf on that very course at the same time as their wedding, and WAS DEMANDING RELOCATION OF THE CEREMONY!

Obama-Entitleist-AholeInOneYup, “The Entitleist” had scored yet another A-Hole-In-One, not just dissing, but rolling right over the people who report to him. The White House subsequently apologized, claiming to be unaware of the Wedding – IE the far left hand lackey was unaware of what the not-so-far left hand lackey was doing!

ChipBok-20141230-KingBarack'sBeachThe wedding planner was prepared, and the wedding was quickly relocated to the lawns of the base commander’s residence, and to his credit, Obama called to congratulate the couple, but it speaks volumes that nobody dared suggest an alternate tee time to his highness! Ahhh, it’s good to be king…

Cartoon: Chip Bok, Dec 30th
References: The Blaze, Bloomberg, Top Right News, Twitchy.com

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