Genderless Gingerbread Figures? Happy Holidays! - Granite Grok

Genderless Gingerbread Figures? Happy Holidays!

NRO

“A deli in Melbourne, Australia is apparently selling genderless, organic, vegan gingerbread cookies for those who may be offended by the phrase ‘gingerbread man.'”

A picture of the quintessential Christmas cookie next to a sign that reads “organic, genderless gingerbread figures” and “vegan” was posted on Reddit this week.

The ‘Great taste’ of forced Political correctness upon an already androgynous shape.  Free market have at it.

NRO also shared commenter responses to a pic of the cookies posted on Reddit…they were probably better than the cookies–if you can imagine…

 

— “that’s so politically correct it makes my brain hurt,”

— tongue-in-cheek prediction that soon the word “ginger” will also be taken out of the name of the cookies so as not to offend redheads.

–“$2.50?” a commenter wrote. “That’s just insensitive to broke people. This bakery needs to check its privilege.”

— Why they gotta be so white?” asked another.

 

That would be due to the complete absence of something called flavor.

Or maybe they are racist organic genderless gingerbread figures for one-percenters; cookies for Democrat leadership.

Jeanne Shaheen should ask Al Gore to fly to Melbourne in his private jet.  They can meet back at Democrat Billionaire Tom Steyer’s ranch for an “organic” fundraiser, eat more grassroots-fed beef (doesn’t grass absorb CO2?), and then munch on genderless figures, talk about a utopia with genderless people, and genderless pets, eating genderless figures, in a genderless world–run by them.

Leg meet tingle.  Not.

Wait.  Were these baked in the sun or in an oven powered by dirty-Steyer coal?

Side note to the gender ninjas who may still be using the word person..it has the word ‘son’ in it.  Get to work.

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