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Papa “Pimp” Smurf and Scott Brown

Papa Smurf Pimping for Scott Brown

There’s a big shindig coming up at the Tuscan Kitchen in Salem this Monday.

Being RINO country, it’s no surprise that “Papa Smurf” Sununu is holding a Scott Brown event in Salem, with NH Senator Chuck “Live Free with Medicaid”  Morse.

It’s looking like the kick-off for the “Charge of the RINO Brigade” (or “RINOs Gone Wild @#!“) in a place where Brown, with his own kind, feels very, very safe…unlike debates, where actual, real, non-pretend New Hampshire Conservatives are likely to gather (see the “Scott Free” MBA Debate in Merrimack on June 18th here).

Fun Fact: In January, 2012, Senator Scot Brown (R-MA) was the ONLY Republican to join Democrats in voting for President Obama’s Debt Limit hike.

The email for this event says…


The email for this event says that Brown’s race is “neck and neck”.  It doesn’t say with whom but we all know it’s Senator Bob Smith, who is within the margin of error with Brown, against Shaheen, in the latest Dartmouth Rockefeller poll (here, on pages 14 and 15).

Fun Fact: In 2012, Scott Brown became the first Republican to openly support a Federal “Assault” Weapons Ban.

So, if you have a spare $1000 to be a VIP, or $250 for the peasant reception, head on over to Salem to see Scott Brown (“Mr. 50/50”).  You might even see the King of the RINOs himself, Papa Smurf.

Fun Fact: Scott Brown “brags” openly that HE was the vote responsible for passing Dodd-Frank in 2010.

Oh, and the featured cocktail at this event will be the “Papa Pimp Smurf”.  Have one too many of these and you’ll lean right – but you’re sure to fall left.

Hold on to your wallets, folks.  In fact, let these people keep or gain control of New Hampshire, and they will surely get your money, one way or the other.

Thanks for the memories, Chuck.

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