And Now, From the USDA - Tractor Wars With Machine Guns??? - Granite Grok

And Now, From the USDA – Tractor Wars With Machine Guns???

Scene from "ARMA 2 ACE Machine Gun Tractors"A little artistic license on my part!
Scene from “ARMA 2 ACE Machine Gun Tractors
A little artistic license on my part!
You can’t make this stuff up – yet another arm of the Federal Leviathan feels it necessary to conduct machine gun raids on the citizenry.
This time the target appears to be farmer Giles and Bessie the cow, especially those subversive cows in “Click Clack Moo“. (required reading over at the Labor Dept.) Perhaps that got them worried about a barney at the barn, or a coup at the coop!!
Yesirree, Bob, the USDA is arming itself with Submachine guns!

The object of USDA's desires. Image: Breitbart/Inform
The object of USDA’s desires.
Image: Breitbart/Inform
Look at the specs, too: Night sights, flashlight mount, oversized trigger guard for gloved hands, scope mount, folding stock, sling, lightweight, 30 round magazine (legal everywhere for the Feds)…..

Who’s that creeping around by the barn? Could it be a friendly USDA inspector?…
Out of the doorway the bullets rip – to the sound of the beat….. Hey, I’m gonna get you too – another one bites the dust!

H/T Breitbart.com
Some additional commentary over at Godfather Politics

The original solicitation, preserved here in case it vanishes:

https://www.fbo.gov/index?s=opportunity&mode=form&id=9fc3a01217
Or as a PDF

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