I don’t have time to watch liberal .01 0.001 percenters engage in idol worship but my wife is a big fan of movies and is nearly impossible to beat in any kind of Hollywood trivia game. She also thinks three hours is a bit much to hand out some statues, but she checks in on the cults annual awards “newsletter” and DVR’s the event so she can fast forward to potential good parts (whatever those might be).
Long story short, I happened of see the list of nominees.
It seemed obvious to me how this should play out so I thought I’d take a moment to provide you with what may be the shortest Oscar award show results prediction commentary on the entire internet.
Here it is.
If ‘12 Years A Slave‘ doesn’t sweep the Oscars those bastards are all a bunch of frikkin’ racists!
You know what I’m saying, right?
Update- My wife just told me that the host of the show, Ellen Degeneres (whom I find hilarious), just said (roughly two hours after I posted this) “either 12 years a slave sweeps all its categories, or, you are all racists.”
