T’was the Night before The Night before Christmas…

Twas the night before the night before Christmas,

And all through the lot,

Not a creature was stirring,

Because Nashua Democrat David Campbell had run them down with his BMW, probably in a drunken stupor, before escaping to be hidden away by his police commissioner buddy, at an undisclosed location with no telephone; a safe house or perhaps some abandoned warehouse down by the river.

I’ll write the remainder of this later.