Zero and the 'Kerry On Gang'* - Granite Grok

Zero and the ‘Kerry On Gang’*

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Graphic – Twitchy.com
Zero** fiddled his way around Africa while Rome Cairo burned, praising failed socialist dictators in Tanzania, posing for photo-ops at the fake “slave house” in Senegal, getting himself protested in South Africa (“No You Can’t!”), and coming home in dire need of his July 4th vacation, exhausted from all that tourism diplomacy.

Meanwhile, Secretary of State John F-ing Kerry, he who served in Vietnam, and was rated “unfit for command” by his peers, was firmly at the helm as the deadline passed and the government of Egypt went down – the helm of his yacht, that is!                

Zero fiddled while Rome Cairo burned!
**ZER0 fiddled while Rome Cairo burned!

* The “Carry On Gang” were a group of British comedy actors who bungled their way through a series of film misadventures, packed with slapstick humor and double-entendres, including one appropriately named “Carry On Admiral“! With Zero and the gang bumbling their way through a series of foreign policy misadventures, calling them the ‘Kerry On Gang’ seems appropos, indeed!

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