Carlos Danger Stars In: "King [Wr]ong Storms The New Yorker"! - Granite Grok

Carlos Danger Stars In: “King [Wr]ong Storms The New Yorker”!

New Yorker Cover, Aug 5th Painting by John Cuneo
New Yorker Cover, Aug 5th
Painting by John Cuneo
Former NY Congressman Anthony Weiner is a one man target-rich environment.

As if it weren’t enough for his “sextscapades” to force his resignation as a congressman, when it became clear that he was sending inappropriate pictures of “the parts that other beers cannot reach” to, not just one, but a plethora of young women, “The Weiner” has decided to inflict more visual torture upon the unsuspecting public – no, not the pictures, the tortured headlines in the NY Post, and even the respectable press: Weiner rises again, Weiner won’t pull out (of the Mayoral Race), Weiner’s poll numbers go limp….

But, as we all know, whenever you think it can’t get any worse, something really creative happens. Democrats are incapable of reforming their bad habits, so just like their bad legislation, they hide their behavior behind a creative name, such as Carlos Danger“! In this case, you can’t keep a good Weiner down, or teach an old hot dog new tricks – The hard-charging Weiner’s tweeting persona suddenly picked the nom-de-plume of “Carlos Danger”, but he forgot to stop photographing his distinctive cat, or his bony feet, and so the newshounds were soon hot on the trail. Overexposed again, darn!

With his flaccid poll numbers, there’s (thankfully) little hope of Weiner becoming Hiz(dis)onner, but he’s certainly made the BIG time in ridicule, topped off, literally, by the upcoming New Yorker cover.

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