Could I "Bee" More Surprised? - Granite Grok

Could I “Bee” More Surprised?

honey-beeA recent report released by the US department of agriculture and the EPA not only did not blame Global Warming for the colony collapse problem with the Honey bee population in the US.

Imagine my surprise.  A collection of ‘experts’ gathered by the government, may have produced a set of conclusions with no immediate political agenda.  It’s Science!

(It’s tough being a cynic.)

AP/Yahoo!

The intertwined factors cited include a parasitic mite, multiple viruses, bacteria, poor nutrition, genetics, habitat loss and pesticides.

Bees are important.   They may be so important that they are above the fray of crisis politics that seeks to appear to take action when the steps are just Kabuki theater.  But it is early.  I might be jumping to conclusions.  There may yet be some billion dollar non-solution waiting in the left wing.  We might see an expansion like the Deparment of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Apiarists.  (I’m sure they’ll need 100,00o rounds of hollow-points and armored all terrain Bee-mobiles.  Sorry.  Cynic)

For the time bee-ing I will rest in the comfort of this brief moment in which I am not forced to learn everything there is to know about a subject to discern just how much my government is lying to me to advance some partisan agenda.

Now.  What to do with the time…

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