Intruder to police on 911: “I’m taking a shower and the owner came home….”
Homeowner to intruder (through door): “Why are you in my house taking a shower?”
Intruder to police on 911: “I think they have guns…”
Homeowner to intruder (through door): “I’m calling the police.”
Intruder to homeowner (through door): “I already have. They’re on the phone now.”
Police on 911 to homeowner: “Is he white, black, hispanic or asian?”
Homeowner to police (also on 911): “I have no idea. He’s behind the door in my bathroom taking a shower….”