What does 70 below zero look like?

You haven’t read this story in every mainstream media outlet, every day, on every front page this last week.

It’s those damned Russians: They’re at at it again!

What’s the problem, you ask? Well, like I say, it’s the Russians! They’re…

…messing up the Global Warming hoax!

Can’t they get anything right? Don’t they know that “the science is settled”? Don’t they know that 97.8% of all really expert climate scientists agree”? Don’t they know that global warming deniers are just right-wing nuts”?

Sheesh. I mean, if they can’t get the climate change scam right, how are we gonna get a one-world government run by wise leaders in the United Nations who will “meet the crisis” and “save our the polar ice caps”? Huh? Tell me that!