Friend of mine told me she was eating breakfast with her 13-year-old granddaughter and asked her, “What day is the 20th of February?”
Granddaughter said “It’s President’s Day!” (She’s a smart kid.)
So my friend asks “What does President’s Day mean?” and she was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln… etc.
Granddaughter replied, “President’s Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have one more year of unemployment.”
My friend then told me hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose…