O Bomb A Job

by Scott Morales

TVtropes Cartoon BombTick. Tick. Tick. Boom: Boing announces layoffs. Tick. Tick. Boom: Murray Energy announces layoffs. Tick. Boom: Energizer Holdings to lay off 1,500, close 3 plants, Boom: Companies plan massive layoffs as Obamacare becomes reality. Boom: Utah company blames Pres. Obama for 102 workers laid off. Boom:  Large corporations join small businesses in announcing mass cuts since election night.  (h/t Twitchy)

This is indeed unprecedented.  There have never been so many bombs in such a short period of time that didn’t involve either Ben Affleck, Ben Stiller, or Whoopi -sans eyebrows- Goldberg.  And we’re just getting started. Wait until the medical profession weighs in.  If you’re due for a prostate exam (or any other exam that requires a delicate touch), I sure hope you got it a week ago, because now the docs might be a bit agitated.  Let’s hope they can compartmentalize, otherwise you’ll experience first hand H.L. Menken’s quote in a very real way:

“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.”

When you see an Obama supporter, be sure to express your gratitude.

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