I think I have finally figured it out. All this emphasis by Democrats on abortion? I think we’re in for a tectonic shift in left wing economic policy. Starting with the upcoming Democrat National Convention, the new savior for a lagging economy with 16 trillion in debt, employment erosion, a flagging GDP, and more government created debt bubbles (not to mention the trillions more in entitlement debt and the likley collapse of Medicare and social security) is…the Abortion Jobs Economy.
That’s right. Abortion jobs will save America.
Why else all this emphasis on abortion?
Food stamp use at an all time high. Poverty rising, unemployment, welfare, long term joblessness, the massive number of people marginally attached to the workforce, the low labor participation rates, soaring debt and deficits, no economic growth to speak of, price and fuel inflation…no,no, no…let’s talk about abortion.
We’ll invest all of our time and focus on something that only a fraction of the female population will ever actually consider. It’s got to be about Abortion jobs.
So where are the abortion jobs in the new abortion economy, anyway? Will the Obama Administration allocate billions in taxpayer dollars to create good, middle class Abortion jobs? Can’t exactly call it a living wage of course, but that kind of contradiction has never stopped our Democrat friends before.
They could create green-abortion jobs, ( a nice cross-rhetoric promotion) where people are hired to weatherize abortion clinics–clinics that stop evil humans from being born and polluting their blessed Gaia.
Abort the Rich –the Democrat socialists have been trying to do that since they first conceived of the workers paradise so many years ago.
They could convert abandoned military facilities (thanks to defense cuts) into combination abortion retreats and training facilities where …”You and your favorite ‘uncle’ can get a taxpayer funded four day, three night getaway to Club D&C.”
And forget the Peace Corps. Democrats can replace them with roving bands of taxpayer funded Progressive Johnny Appleseeds tossing handfuls of RU486 across the not-so-fruited-plains, while dispensing advice about where to find the nearest abortion clinic when it’s too late for that day after pill. It’ll be glorious. Abortion on demand, 24/7 access…drive thru service?….all paid for by the government. Taxpayer funded Dr. Stops will pop up all across the American landscape, providing food, beds, abortion pills, lots of counseling, quickie marriages and divorces (maybe some more counseling), a day spa, and maybe even a Liquor laundromat along side. And all of that employment would be made possible by the Obama Abortion Jobs Initiative.
“What do you do again Phil?”
“I’m an electrician.”
“Oh, I see…you got yourself one of those Abortion economy jobs eh?”
You just keep having sex and don’t you worry about the impending collapse of the American economy. “If you make a mistake, we’ve got you covered.”
And when the collapse does come, and progressives & Democrats have effectively aborted equality of opportunity and the American Dream as we know it, when there is no money for welfare, social security, unemployment benefits, food stamps, roads, bridges, (and don’t forget the children), and all those government employees have lost their jobs and benefits, the smartest people ever will make sure you can still get an abortion if you want one. They just wont be able to pay for it anymore.